What's your status?

One of my favorite pastimes has been observing others' status messages on G-talk. On the eve of yet another exam, here are a few funny ones from my distinguished batch mates.

Invaat lagne waali hai (reference to the impending INVA - investments analysis exam)

Tired of being BSed (Bull-shit)

I've lost it!

Bored with studies; wanna go back to work.

Don't these professors have to stick to any honor code? (Honor code is a set of rules at ISB that govern student conduct)

Madness gaining topmost order

Better days are yet to come

Exams - a proscriptinve anathema be declared against this.

ACOMODADOR - there is always an event in our lives that is responsible for our failing to progress (Looks like this guy really lost it)

I need a parrot...quick!

Like lambs to the slaughter

In the bigger scheme of things, does it F****ng matter?

It doesn't F*****g matter!! (reply to previous status message)

We should remember our dying and try to live so that our death brings no pleasure to the world.

I'm watching LOTR (That's my status. I gave up studying, cos it doesn't F*****ng matter!)